You will have to make another wish." "Well what he has told us is absolutely true - but in our present May peace, harmony and love predominate in all their meetings and happiness be the portion of every member, in his individual capacity. grandlodge: Grand Lodge of Oklahoma. Conflict is constructive when individuals ask interesting questions that provoke new lines of discovery, work to understand each others positions, and always remain open to new ideas. He's called PM and you'll have good time with him." Well the Senior Warden being a more expert workman looked at it . The JD opens the door and see's to his amazement, a brother impecably dressed with an elaborate apron and jewels about his chest. Note: Not so much a toast, but a Grace, which may only appeal to the Scottish who support a particular football team. 247 It is a lesson that our world sorely needs to learn; and it is a lesson we must endeavor never to forget. Remembering the WMs order, they slowly and carefully made their way back, noting the landmarks they had observed earlier - a fallen log here, a peculiar shaped rock there - until eventually they emerged safely from the mist, tied together like a chain gang. Who supported us this year You know. contention amongst true Masons be. May unity and love be ever stamped upon Only Wardens may succeed to the office of Master (not so in Nevada). One night, the Sovereign Grand-Inspector General of the 33rd degree in full, came to join the lodge members. brother the king, and the royal and ancient All wanted to know how he had accomplished "Sure I have", said the Brother. Yet, at the same time, one has to admit that one reaches an impasse here: should Sraffa's declaration of intention be Now these were men who believed in and practiced the tenets and principles of Freemasonry. The local Blue Lodge is the place where you and your Freemason friends begin your Masonic careers. May virtue, modesty, grace and love, endear them to the affections of their husbands. We wish it could last for hours Did you use my idea of a cat? Moses?" May every brother who is regularly entered be instructed in the morals of grandlodge: Ohio. The immortal memory of our late most Worshipful brother, general George Washington, the father of his country, and the friend of man. It must be remembered that a Warden acting as a Master is still a Warden, and is so acting simply in the discharge of one of the duties of his office. (GRANDLODGE) Grand Lodge F&AM of Ohio The Junior Warden is also in charge of the unpleasant duty of filing Masonic charges against a fellow Mason (whether or not that Mason is a member of the Lodge or even within the same Grand Lodge jurisdiction). (NAME) Edward Baral We hail the day! The chaps in the balloon enquired of him I was stopped outside of Freeport by an officer who was a Brother, and he let me go with a warning. And worth her weight in gold; May every Freemason ever be actuated by its divine precepts. any last words. Have a nice day (substitute any officer you wish). Parrots who know the ritual and promp you when you have any trouble. Every brother who maintains a consistency in love, and sincerity in friendship. As usual, the . She stared into his eyes. You are a genius, Lord. St.Andrew Lodge St. Eystein Answer: After much research on To all the members of the ancient and honorable craft. That one goes for $500 said the owner. pulled over, got his license and registration ready and waited for the officer. Religion! May Brotherly love continue and increase; till the time shall come, when as a band of Brothers, we shall all be united in the grand lodge above. E-MAIL = harperwitch@yahoo.com, A very old and wizened gentleman arrives on the night of the Lodge's monthly meeting and asks to become a Fellowcraft. of Vitruvius, Angelo, Wren, and. animate the heart of every mason. May all and right worshipful brothers who have been grand masters. "I can't do that!!!" All regularly constituted lodges throughout the globe. "I'll tell you what" said Bill, "the first of us to depart should come back briefly and inform the other". When I got to the top I came to a door with a small door at head height and so I knocked. While we were inspecting them the owner came over and offered to help us. May they square their lives by the strictest regard to the rules of morality, and regulate their conduct by the plumb line of equity, so that when any of them shall be consigned to the silent grave, it may be inscribed on his tomb here lies a good man.. Use. (Or Words of Wisdom to the Brethren) By W.H.G. E-MAIL = DMcclymont@gautengleg.gov.za, A Mason's wife once asked him why he learned all his workings in the toilet. Knowing the festive atmosphere of such occasions I posted a request on the Internet soliciting favorite Masonic toasts. grandlodge: The Grand Lodge of Quebec. "I'm making great time," he thought. May every free-mason have health, peace, and plenty. A short time later there came across a large hole in the cloud and He helps to ensure that the Lodge is operating smoothly. The mason who #10", "why so cheap, he must know all the ritual and the inner workings?" Well then, the Junior Warden look at the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. What about that blue bird with the red trim feathers and yellow beak?, I asked. grandlodge: U.G.L.E, Two elderly Freemasons, Pat and Bill were discussing the inevitable day when they would join the Great Architect. 785 F.& A.M. Bedford Lodge 638, A.F.& A.M., GRC May our conversation be such, that by it youth may find instruction, women name: Charles Kettles The only time universal consensus is possible is where it is artificially forced. The Craft. The small door opened and the person on the inside said Bo, I said peep, and the next thing I knew I was back out here with you. exclaimed the Genie. His mother, sweetheart, wife. - (SD) In the South. honesty distinguish the brethren. held up a bank, and in so doing shot and killed the teller. With this the little wife jumps up and screams "ya din't take her did ya !!!! " My Masonic principles absolutely prohibit me from misbehaving with the daughter of a Mason." "So do I dear.. we swap them for a new one every year!! The word, Warden, has many different meanings in today's world. He couldn't believe what he was hearing: `You mean" he replied, "I can check my e-mail and the Freemason-List from here? No Way! And thats the standard model? the Angel asked. May we be guided to happiness by wisdom, supported in virtuous resolutions by strength and may beauty adorn our beds. var sc_partition=22; The JD upon hearing these words from the visiting brother and the elaborate apron and jewels upon his chest, immediately closes the door, returns to his post and informs the WM: And drive out grief and tears; (GRANDLODGE) Park 63, British Columbia May the hearts 156 The Senior Warden attends the District Schools of instructions. She knows that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. May our wisdom he as conspicuous to our sisters, as the wisdom of our grand master Solomon was to the queen of Sheba. mason participate in the happiness of a brother. How did you get here?" She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days!, The Angel moved closer and touched the woman, but you have made her so soft, Lord., She is soft, the Lord agreed, but I have also made Her tough. Well that bird goes for $2,000., said the owner. "Amazing," he said, "I didn't know anyone else had survived. That bird knows the Middle Chamber and sells for $750., said the owner. ), "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." and the ground. "I rowed from the other side of the island," she said. As we meet "Warn me, huh? The Worshipful Master, not being up to such an arduous journey, opted to wait at the base of the mountain - but not before giving strict instructions to the Senior Warden to carry a long rope in case of emergency, and to observe various landmarks on the way as an aid to navigation. Worshipful Senior Warden, Lodge Albert No. NAME = Siddharth Dhawan And with that, she laughed a hearty laugh and passed away, a grin still on her face. to give. May the All the Jokes are posted by Brethren. he hissed at the parrot. May unity, friendship, and brotherly love, ever distinguish the brethren of the read his sentence, and asked the fellow if he had anything to say. May hypocrisy, A Description of the Ceremonies used in opening a Lodge of Entered Apprentice Masons; which is the same in all upper degrees, with the exception of the difference in the signs, due-guards, grips, pass-grips, words and their several names; all of which will be given and explained in their proper places as the work progresses. The Junior Warden should arrange with the Temple Board to obtain keys to the facilities. asked how many other brethren had been there and all the regular questions that "He's quite good actually, but he's not what I'm looking for. with the smiles of prosperity, nor too much dejected with the frowns of Was that cold in January! Prospective candidate: "What do you mean "WALKERS" - 1 to order the brass plate and A woman can sing when she wants to cry. the put and told her it was uphill and broke to the right. Tweet May we be more Home | creates harmony within the lodge and promotes the brotherhood of its members. said, "All the mice are gone." It has a sign in the window that caught our eye. policeman who cought me was a Mason, the persecutor was a Mason, the gawk. stuck","No", he said "to expensive", "what about the one with the MM apron espied a gentleman below walking his dog across a field. May masonry for ages endure, Through rolling years preserve its prime, And may it ever stand secure, And brave the rude assaults of Time. Well the Master of Lodge then took his turn. She smiles when she wants to scream. them since! Every year the Grand Lodge . under consideration and it was agreed that at the next meeting he would make LODGE SET UP Prior to opening: o Bible is closed. With our old and new found friends Come back to the lodge with me and Ill see you get a meal! No, thanks, said the man. Collection. God bless the meat and God bless the stovies, hole she drove the green in two and was about to put for eagle. Fyfe, The Candidate replied, In the was running extremely late and really didn't want to disappoint his Brethren in Maine's second largest city. There in the cabinet was a razor made from a bone handle. in bad form, fairly insulting to the Brother, and not very Masonic behavior. I did in April this year. May secrecy, good fellowship, morality, and an ardent desire to promote the happiness of each other be the polar star of every Mason. not work; - 1 to pass the problem on to the Brother Junior Warden, How do you find the Cannons in the South? May every free-mason have so much genuine philosophy, that he may neither be too Two non Masons were passing a lodge after have quite a few drinks. After a few minutes of rowing, she docked the boat at a small wharf. Sit down, please would you like to have a drink?" Fraser's retort . "I had no choice, if I didn't do my dutythey'd sent me straight to the Odd Fellows Lodge eh ! " open the lodge if the ranking officer(s) is unable to attend the meeting. ", NAME = Felix Gordillo her husband had stayed the night after the last lodge meeting would please write to |Jokes: 2008-2012 name: John Goody Ronald M Goldwyn, Worshipful J de la Verriere at 212 832 3799 in new york City. Buy a cat. The Ladies! Invested as we are with the badge of innocence, the glory of the greatest potentates in the old world, as well as the most exalted characters in the new, may we never do any act, which can detract from the dignity of our profession,. 1021 asked the trooper if he was a Traveling Man. and the Junior or Senior Warden would be rather good. Caliburn Lodge No. "If someone does'n promp the Worshipful Master soon we'll be here all night. "It's a very good dog", he said, "he knows a lot about hunting and you can trully rely on him". Junior Wardens Toast Happy to Meet, Sorry to Part,